NOTE FROM EDDY:

We're still trying to scrape off all the rotting vegetables and general detritus (no, I dunno either, you'll have to look that one up in the dictionary - Ed) before publishing what we've salvaged here.

So come back one day to revisit these pages to see what other rubbish we've dug up. (It's not a nice job. And I'm pretty pissed off that I've got to do it. I mean I've heard that the Guildford tip used to be a plague pit. Pretty damned apt I 'spose - Ed)